What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

George, Charlotte ,and Louis Are the Royal Family’s Salvation - The Daily Beast

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Can someone write me a sex story?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does poop smell bad?